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Johan de Witt administered political and military affairs in the Dutch Republic until 1672, when a mob in The Hague lynched and ate him.
The Corpses of the De Witt Brothers, Attributed to Jan de Baen, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons

12. The Time The Dutch Ate Their Prime Minister

By Trashy Royals on June 29, 2023June 29, 2023

For the Dutch Republic, 1672 was a series of existential catastrophes that nearly saw the nation swallowed by France’s Louis XIV. But the internal push and pulls that culminated in the brutal murder and partial consumption of the man who’d run the place for a couple of decades actually began much, much earlier, when Martin Luther (perhaps) hammered his Ninety-Five Theses into a church door, sparking a flowering of dissonant thought across Europe, as well as a brutal regime of repression to try to tamp it down.

Across the 80 year struggle for Dutch independence from Spain, a succession of Princes of the House of Orange ably managed the country’s political and military affairs. But once the war ended, Dutch nobility preferred to decentralize power through a Republican model of government, putting the House of Orange and its supporters on the margins. This went pretty well, right up until it didn’t, and as the calamities of 1672 unfolded, public anger against the longtime administrator of the country, Johan de Witt, grew into the kind of blind rage that leads to dangerous mob violence. In The Hague that August, it led all the way to cannibalism.

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Tags: Bloody Mary, Charles II, Eighty Years' War, Frederick Henry of Orange, House of Orange, House of Stuart, HRE Charles V, Iconoclastic Fury, Louis XIV, Mary II, Maurice of Orange, Mob Violence, Phillip II of Spain, Protestant Reformation, Spanish Inquisition, The Dutch Republic, The Netherlands, William III, William the Silent

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