A few weeks ago, we ranked the royals in the UK system. Today, Alicia takes us into the peerage to talk their top of the heap, Dukes and Duchesses. Sponsors Upgrade your every day! Download the Quince app for app-exclusive offers, or go to Quince.com/TRASHYROYALS. Get free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Now…
207. Princess Margaret
When Queen Elizabeth II was born in 1926, there were years of her childhood that were, compared to other future monarchs, quite normal. After all, she was never supposed to be the Queen. Her father was a second son; her Uncle David would succeed her grandfather, and certainly other male children would come along. And…
206. The Mad-Lib That is Roald Dahl’s Grandson’s Life – He Married, and Divorced, Jordan’s Princess Raiya (A Trashy Divorces Crossover)
As she was idly scrolling Bluesky a few days ago, Alicia (@alicianwonderland.bsky.social) came across the ultimate Mad-Lib of a skeet: “roald dahl’s grandson is a former london-based journalist who once freelanced for the daily dot and then married princess raiyah of jordan during covid but then got divorced and moved to the US where he…
205. Sarah Ferguson’s Windfall?
Alicia – at the prompting of a listener – started to deep dive into Andrew and Sarah’s adult daughters when she learned that an old boyfriend of Sarah’s, who has also been an ally and patron over the decades, has died at the age of 88. Paddy McNally and Sarah dated for a few years…
204. Anne, Princess Royal
While we’re ranking the Royals, Alicia thought it was worth taking a moment to appreciate the hardest working of the bunch, the current Princess Royal, Princess Anne. An Olympic-caliber equestrian, Anne has attended more than 20,000 official engagements on behalf of the Crown, and is a patron or honorary president of more than 300 charitable…
203. Ranking the Royals: Kings, Queens, Princes, and Princesses
Alicia realized that some of our Good Nobles (especially American Good Nobles) may not be fluent in the various ranks of the English aristocracy. So why start at the bottom of the Peerage – the Barons – when you can start at the top of the Royal heap? Today we talk Kings, Queens, Princes, and…
202. Corruption at Court | Thomas Howard and Katherine Knyvet, 1st Earl and Countess of Suffolk
As a follow-up to our episode about Frances Howard and the Thomas Overbury Affair, Stacie introduces us to Frances’s parents, Thomas Howard and Katherine Knyvet. The couple was obsessed with real estate, and their constant remodels, renovations, tear-downs, and rebuilds meant they weren’t especially concerned about where their money was coming from. Eventually, even the…
201. Consuelo Vanderbilt Balsan, Duchess of Marlborough
Come aboard, friends – today we have a Gilded Age roller coaster! Consuelo Vanderbilt wasn’t born royal – she wasn’t even born in a monarchy! But she did grow up in a sort of dictatorship, with a controlling, overbearing mother who demanded that this American daughter of wealth marry into the British aristocracy, whether Consuelo…
200. Louis and Edwina Mountbatten | Dickie Solo
After the death of Edwina Mountbatten in 1960, Dickie still had another 19 years of living to do, and while he was single, he was in no way alone. He had romances with plenty of women in his later years, and according to many, he had male lovers – including, it is alleged, boys –…
199. Louis and Edwina Mountbatten | Comrades in Arms
As Edwina took pains to lay low in Malta after the scandals of her affairs, Italy decided to exit the League of Nations and invade Ethiopia. To protect their children, she took them to Budapest and installed them in a hotel with their nanny and governess… and then forgot which hotel they were in. For…